Why? Because it poops, of course!
What comedy blog do you know of that doesn't mention poop at some point?
Next, we have another close favorite of mine:
Yup. PERV, the Christmas Elf.
He comes complete with sporting his own personal Yule Log, so no worries there!
Then we have the oh-so-popular gift of:Yup! Yule Doo!
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING says "Merry Christmas" like an ornament fashioned like your own pet's poop!
Finally, because they're all small-ish gifts, and I can, I'd box all of these gifts together into one box. Well, mainly so that Bee would think that I was at least attempting to follow her rules!
I'd then send these lovely gifts off wrapped lovingly in this cheery holiday gift wrap:
I mean, doesn't that just warm your heart?
Anyway, that's my gift, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!