My victim **AHEM!* recipent of my holiday cheer?
Jacki at Moving At The Speed of Light.
Here's the link.
Because I've got SO much time on my hands, I couldn't just get her one thing, so I got her a couple..
And because you're so lucky to read this, you get to share in the joy as well!
First, we have my all-time favorite.
Why? Because it poops, of course!
What comedy blog do you know of that doesn't mention poop at some point?
Exactly.
Next, we have another close favorite of mine:
Yup. PERV, the Christmas Elf.
He comes complete with sporting his own personal Yule Log, so no worries there!
Then we have the oh-so-popular gift of:
Yup! Yule Doo!Nothing, and I mean NOTHING says "Merry Christmas" like an ornament fashioned like your own pet's poop!
Finally, because they're all small-ish gifts, and I can, I'd box all of these gifts together into one box. Well, mainly so that Bee would think that I was at least attempting to follow her rules!
I'd then send these lovely gifts off wrapped lovingly in this cheery holiday gift wrap:
I mean, doesn't that just warm your heart?
Anyway, that's my gift, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!
